Friday, August 05, 2005

Madagascar

story plot:
At New York's Central Park Zoo, a lion (Stiller), a zebra (Rock), a giraffe (Schwimmer), and a hippo (Smith) are best friends and stars of the show. But when one of the animals goes missing from their cage, the other three break free to look for him, only to find themselves reunited ... on a ship en route to Africa. When their vessel is hijacked, however, the friends, who have all been raised in captivity, learn first-hand what life can be like in the wild.

this film i have to say is much better then Robots they did, but theres lots of talking from Alex (Ben Stiller) and Marty (Chris Rock) i think...

this is a qoute form the film... (thissong id to Marty on his 10th B-day).

[singing]
Alex the Lion: Happy...
Gloria the Hippo: Birth...
Melman the Giraffe: Day...
Alex the Lion: To...
Gloria the Hippo: You...
Alex the Lion: You...
Melman the Giraffe: Live...
Gloria the Hippo: In...
Alex the Lion: A zoo...
Gloria the Hippo: You...
Melman the Giraffe: Look...
Alex the Lion: Like a monkey..
Melman the Giraffe: And...
Alex the Lion: You smell...
Gloria the Hippo: Like...
[all together]
Alex the Lion, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo: One too!

Jeez u haev to think this is funny (was on the floor ish when i heard it :P).

In this film u have to love the penguinss their funny...

Kowalski the Penguin: [the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!

...

Marty the Zebra: Where are the people?
Skipper the Penguin: We killed them and ate their livers.
[pause]
Skipper the Penguin: Gotcha there, didn't I?

K I am goin to STOP now before i get lots of hate mail from everyone becuase i told you the whole film :P..... i think you should go watch it...

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Story plot:
Charlie Bucket comes from a poor family, and spends most of his time dreaming about the chocolate that he loves but usually can't afford. Things change when Willy Wonka, head of the very popular Wonka Chocolate empire, announces a contest in which five gold tickets have been hidden in chocolate bars and sent throughout the country. The kids who find the tickets will be taken on a tour of Wonka's chocolate factory and get a special glimpse of the wonders within. Charlie miraculously finds a ticket, along with four other children much naughtier than him. The tour of the factory will hold more than a few surprises for this bunch...

I didn't really want to watch this film becasue Johnny Depp (L) looked scarier in it :$ but then i watched the trailers and gave it another chance to proof it self from not being scary to a great remake of the classic by Roald Dahl and a bit better.

This film was
directed by Tim burton (who did Edward Scissorhands and Nightmare Before Christmas and the new film thats should be coming out soon Corpse Bride). In his films i think he gives a bit of a gothic feel like the house as a side or reminds you of abit of Nigthmare Before Christmas. There may be a word for this but i just dont know it at the mo.

This film has some thing for every age the lil ones they have the film and whiles the adults they have the humour in the film "
Everything in this room is *eat*able. In fact, I'm *eat*able. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism which is in fact frowned upon in most societies." (Willy Wonka) (thats funny as hell :P).


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The thing that was dispointing to me was the Oompa Loompas :=( they aint green and orange :( their of one person playing all their parts but used computers to do it :( but they (he) were funny when every time one of the winners disappeared they started singing they (he) was funny as hell to :P.

Now i leave you with this lil song... (if u seen the film you get what the welcoming puppets are..,)

Welcome Puppets: Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, everybody give a cheer / He's modest, clever, and so smart, he barely can restrain it / With so much generosity, there is no way to contain it, to contain it, to contain.... to contain... to contain... / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's the one that you're about to meet / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's a genius who just can't be beat / The magician and the chocolate whiz / The best darn guy who ever lived / Willy Wonka, here he is!

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